The person driving in front of you is always going too slow.
If you have 11 or 12 items it is close enough to be in the 10 item or less express checkout and 20 cans of dog or cat food only counts as one item.
You deserve more money at your job, your friends all owe you favors and your family owes you for not helping you when you really needed it growing up.
You only watch the news. Plus Oprah in the afternoon, two games shows and either a movie of the week or your favorite comedy/dramas at night and followed by repeats of sinefield. Maybe also some David Letterman before you go to sleep.
You always make sure you Thank them and return the favor to them or do something very special to show how much you appreciate their help. Of course its been a long while since anyone has done anything for you.
You are paid too damn little. If only you won the lottery or could get a big raise or a much better paying job your life would be nearly complete.
You deserve to be making at least if not more than all those other people because you are worth it. You do your job better than anyone else.
More Real Facts should come when I send an E-mail message to the Real Paul Newman telling him to.